The Farm’s Feathered Gossip Column
If you think the henhouse is just a place for laying eggs and pecking feed, oh honey… pull up a perch. The cluckers at The Farm have a lot to say—and it’s not all egg-cellent behavior.
🐣 Coop Confidentials
Mr. Sparkles Hairdo Drama Word Mr. Sparkles has been ruffling feathers with his new crest style. “Too flashy for farm life,” clucked Nightshade, who prefers her feathers old-school. Mr. Sparkles responded with a smug wing-fluff and strutted through the straw like it was a Paris runway.
The Great Worm Heist There’s been some shady scratching in the north corner, and sources claim that Nightshade might have buried a cache of nightcrawlers behind the water dish. No one’s naming names… but let’s just say the chickens been unusually quiet since the “evidence” disappeared.
Pecking Order Problems Clara tried to leapfrog the flock hierarchy after Gertrude took a dust bath a little too long. Spoiler alert: it ended with a dramatic squawk-fest and a shared time-out in the nesting boxes. Justice was swift, and mildly feathery.
Love Is in the Air (Again) Our resident heartthrob, Fred, has been crowing in the direction of both coop 2 and coop 4. The hens are unimpressed, though Millie was seen fluffing her tail feathers and pretending to trip over a sunflower seed. Classic Millie.
🐔 Behind the Beak
Despite the clucks, squabbles, and sass, this feathery crew knows how to keep the farm fun and eggs-tra interesting. Whether they’re dustbathing in style or whispering secrets through the coop bars, the chickens are always at the center of the farmyard buzz.
Come meet the stars of this barnyard soap opera—see who’s strutting, who’s sulking, and who’s secretly nesting on everyone’s favorite hay pile.
Peck your way to the henhouse at www.thefarmzion.com and catch the drama live. We promise—it’s more addictive than your morning scroll.